Pushy mothers

The Mother

This is a listless, middle-of-the-road production with one very peculiar detail: the action is enlivened by bursts of song played by a Ukrainian serf with a James Blunt haircut and an electric guitar. Believe it or not the show is proving popular. And I found it oddly heartening to see so many happy, welldressed young Londoners - themselves a tribute to the victory of Marxism's enemies - applauding these extinct intellectual battles. Marxism used to be the salvation of humanity. Now it's just a fashion accessory.Some of the statements in this news release may contain forward-looking information, which involves inherent risk and uncertainty affecting the business of Solomon. Actual results may differ materially from those currently anticipated in such statements.Contacts: Solomon Resources Ltd. Randall S. Rogers M.Sc., P.Geo. President and Chief Executive Officer (778) 475-5551 (778) 475-5541 (FAX) www.solomonresources.caAnd Curt's fellow policeman Doug, an analsex addict, makes Curt seem dry and dour by contrast. Doug is joyously portrayed by Alexander Guiney as a nerdy, needy, hyperactive pervert.The performers, who call themselves Steam Industry Free Theatre, informed us they've uncovered a flaw in their business plan (the clue's in the title), and after taking their bows they passed round a collection bucket. Strange that. A play campaigning to terminate capital ended with a request for more capital to continue the anti-capital campaign. Self-awareness was never one of Marxism's strong suits.These are matters of historical record the audience and the producers of this bizarre re-enactment seem oblivious to. The show's final note was surreal.The show is absorbing rather than gripping and its interest lies less in its dramatic content than in its exploration of documentary realism. Even that realism can be a bit pushy. Within two minutes of curtain-up, half the cast are stark naked. And the script is replete with graphic references to the pleasures available at your local massage parlour.Neither the TSX Venture Exchange nor the Investment Industry Regulatory Organization of Canada accept responsibility for the adequacy or accuracy of this release.Solomon's President and CEO Randy Rogers notes: "The Seamus, Jenn and Tyke Claims are highly prospective for orogenic gold mineralization. There is a strong placer gold mining history in the creeks paralleling and immediately south of the orthogneiss unit, and regional stream geochemistry in the target area contain anomalous gold values coupled with one or more of copper, molybdenum, arsenic, mercury, antimony and bismuth."QA/QC:Part of its appeal lay in the seductive conclusions it reached about philosophy and economics. People are good, it argued, and money is bad. Wrong both times, as it turned out. People are both good and bad. And money is neither. Money is human appetite given flexible expression. And when the Marxists set up an anti-money society that didn't abolish money, they created a self-deception that eventually forced every citizen to become a cheat and a hypocrite.Weird experiments in stone and glass clutter the South Bank opposite the Tower of London. The near-spherical City Hall looks like a speeding squash ball photographed at the moment of impact with a racquet. Around it stretches an acre of sloping flagstones, ideal for freestyle biking and skateboarding.Solomon's business model is that of a Project Generator. To build shareholder value, the Company intends to acquire highly prospective mineral tenures in stable jurisdictions with the objective of adding value through grassroots exploration and target refinement and then seeking option or joint venture partners through to production.The Church is represented by sulky blackclad mystics who, for reasons not explained, speak in Welsh accents.Blue SurgeIn other exploration news, Rogers noted: "Solomon field crews have conducted preliminary exploration on the Pacer and Outpost Claims in the Kluane Front Ranges of Southwest Yukon and the Rosie Claims in the Ruby Range over the past month and will be mobilizing to Solomon's new Ruby Range properties in the next few days. We have completed 296 line-kilometers of airborne magnetometer, VLF and spectrometer geophysical surveys at our Ten Mile Creek Gold Project in the White Gold Camp south of Dawson and await a detailed analysis of the airborne geophysics as well as analytical results from our soil geochemical survey program to guide our trenching and drilling programs on that project later this summer."Solomon Resources Ltd. is a Canadian public company focused on the acquisition, exploration and development of quality mineral properties worldwide. Solomon is managed by a proven team of exploration geologists involved with the discovery and development of a number of significant mineral deposits including the Snip and Eskay Creek deposits in British Columbia and the Brewery Creek deposit in the Yukon Territory.

Not a show for a first date.

Author: Evans, Lloyd